Friday, August 31, 2012

Time Traveler humor

"We don't serve time-travelers here." A time-traveler walks into a bar.

"I already read this tomorrow."

"Man, I'm hungry. I haven't eaten since later this afternoon."

Time travels when you chuck a watch

"Please help me, Doctor, I keep seeing into the future!"
"Ah. And when did this start?"
"Next Tuesday afternoon."

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

What is another name for a time cop.

Find the Time Traveling hipster!

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