Time Traveler humor

"We don't serve time-travelers here." A time-traveler walks into a bar.

"I already read this tomorrow."

"Man, I'm hungry. I haven't eaten since later this afternoon."

Time travels when you chuck a watch

"Please help me, Doctor, I keep seeing into the future!"
"Ah. And when did this start?"
"Next Tuesday afternoon."

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

What is another name for a time cop.

Find the Time Traveling hipster!

Of course proven false by Snopes.com. Everything the man is wearing and the camera he's holding were all available in 1941. So basically, he was just a cool looking guy from his own generation among this particular crowd.